Alternative Art/English Transcript

Intro
Nina: There are many different ideas you can try.

(Epy arrives with a wagon)

Epy: And there are many trinkets we can play with!

Nina: Wow!

Epy: Nina!

Nina: Epy!

Epy: Jamming here in...

Epy&Nina: Art Jam!

Nina: There are many things we'll do now. First, we'll see what happenes to a t-shirt when we add flour, tawas, and water. After that, we'll make a pizza in a different way. We'll also show you how simple toys made from milk bottles.

(intro)

Playtime
(we see a montage of several slow-motioned effects)

Epy: Pencil!

Nina: Cartolina!

Epy: Marker!

Nina: 1 3/4 cup flour.

Epy: 3 tsps tawas.

Nina: 1 cup water.

Epy: Ketchup dispenser.

Nina: White t-shirt.

Epy: Textile paint.

Nina: Binder.

Epy: Bowl & Whisk.

(Nina is seen drawing a portrait of Epy)

Nina: Epy, stay still! I'm almost finished! You look good here. There!

Epy: What do we need to make a flower paste t-shirt?

Nina: Well, a t-shirt!

Epy: And flowers!

Nina: Flour! Let's go!

Epy: I knew that.

Nina: The first thing we'll so is to make a design in the cartolina. This is what I did: a portrait of you, just to change things!

Epy: Well, that'll certainly be good. While you're drawing that, I'm going to mix our flour paste. Of course, flour, tawas, and water. (pause) Mix it good to prevent any clumps, because we need viscous flour paste. There, like that. How's my portrait, Nina?

Nina: More handsome than you.

Epy: It's like you're making a hot cake. There! No more clumps! It should me this viscous. There! Hmm, are you almost finished, Nina?

Nina: I'm close, just adding a marker outline for the drawing.

Epy: While you're doing that, I'll move the flour paste to the ketchup container.

Nina: I'm done with my drawing. After you're finished, add a marker, and add the drawing in the t-shirt. Let's see if the flour paste Epy made is suitable. Let's see.

Epy: It is.

Nina: Okay. There! It shouldn't be messy, more like a line, like this. You can trace the t-shirt. If you'll notice, the flour paste lines are thick, so prevent adding little desings.

Epy: Does it look like me?

Nina: Oh, of course, just more handsome.

Epy: If the ketchup dispenser's hole is too big, add a barbeque stick, then ask your parents to light up the end. It's better to add frames in the drawing, so you can paint the inside using flour paste.

Nina: After you trace the drawing, you need to dry it for an hour, but it's best if you do it in direct sunlight.

(a light shines on them, to the tune of the Windows 95 opening)

Epy: This is what the t-shirt looks like after it's dried. The flour paste has hardened. Now, we will wrap the t-shirt like this, to make cracks in the flour paste. THere, the more cracks, the better, and it's better-

Nina: Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!

Epy: Oh, just be careful not to beat up the flour paste, or else you'll remove some and ruin the design.

Nina: The paints we'll use for the painting is textile paint. We'll add it using binder, and a bit ot water. The binder is used to make the textile paint thin, but this doesn't warp the paint texture. (pause) This is how thin the paint should be. You can paint that?

Epy: Now, you can! The number of cracks is exact!

Nina: When you paint, do not forget to add newspaper inside the t-shirt.

Epy: Good thing I read the newspaper! (laughs)

Nina: Really?

Epy: Oh, I should put it in the t-shirt. Open it. There!

Nina: When painting, make sure you paint the cracks. Well, what? What color you want your hair to be?

Epy: Pink!

Nina: Let's make it blue

(painting montage)

Epy: There!

Nina: How is it?

Epy: Now, it's good!

Nina: Leave it dry for one hour.

Epy: One hour? Why can't you (blows t-shirt) blow it instead.

Nina: Sure, blow.

(Epy blows t-shirt)

Nina: When it's already dry, you can peel off the flower paste. There! Now, let's remove it.

Foodtrip
Nina: Epyfanio, do you have pizza?

Epy: Dona Nina, we have pizza crust. Let's have pizza.

Nina: But we dont have any pizza sauce.

(Epy gasps)

Nina: Let's try jam.

Epy: But we don't have bread.

(Nina gasps)

Epy: I know now: Butter, assorted jam, cheese, bananas, fruit cocktail, mangoes, pizza dough. Okay, the first step is to add the butter, ha? Get some butter and spread it evenly on the pizza crust. After buying butter, buy jam or marmalade. Here! Add some on the pizza crust, and add some here!

Nina: I want strawberry.

Epy: Mmmm!

Nina: What's the next step here?

Epy: You guess.

Nina: Hmm, I know.

Epy: What?

Nina: Cheese.

Epy: Mm, sure. Get the cheese.

Nina: Fine, I'll do it.

Epy: Prepare the cheese, while I'm preparing some fruits! (pause) Here's some banana, and some mango. Here, here you go.

Nina: Thank you.

Epy: I'll make a fruit cocktail. It's good to invent or design what you like. I'll add a cherry in the center

Nina: I'll make a...sun design.

Epy: For me, spiral. Pineapple, peaches, there. Now on my fruit cocktail.

Nina: Here's what my design looks like: I'm adding 'rays' from the center, leaving.

Epy: You can also use fruits...if you want to. It's up to you to design and the taste of what you want.

Nina: I'm finished! Hurry up!

Epy: Just wait! (pause) Here! We're finished with our fruity pizzas! Now, we'll add this in the oven for 10 minutes...and set it at 250 degrees Farenheit. There! Oh, are you okay with your design?

Nina: It's a masterpiece! Isn't it?

Epy: It's good. But mine is more lovely.

Nina: Let's see later.

(microwave dings)

Epy: Dona Nina, look at my pizza.

Nina: Epyfanio, your pizza is so delicious!

Epy: It looks like your pizza is more yummy than mine, Dona Nina.

Nina: No, no, no, your pizza is more delicious.

Epy: We're both the yummiest!

(they both laugh)

Junkart
Epy: 2 Empty Powdered Milk Cans. Nail. Hammer. Nylon Rope. Yarn. Washer. Poster & Latex Paint.

(we see Nina giving a demonstration on Fuzzy Tin Can Stilts)

(flower transition)

Nina: Here you go.

Epy: That'll just break! That's all.

Nina: How about this?

Epy: Yes! Here you go.

Nina: Let's see who will createe the fastest stilts.

Epy: Let's create the stilts. The fist thing to do is to ask help from mommy or daddy to add a hole the can. Add a hole here at the end of the can, if you do not as, is usually called a tayakan or a kadang-kadang.

Nina: After you add holes, paint it with white latex paint.

Epy: After it's dry, pick a color. Mine will be yellow.

Nina: Use poster paint to give other types of color.

(sped-up footage of painting)

Epy: Oh, let's also add string! Let's use yarn for decoration. Cut some yarn, and add some in the washer. Looks like it's kicking. Let's use many of these and add lots on our can.

Nina: There! More, more!

Epy: If you know how long your yarn needs to be, step on one end...and when it reaches the shoulder, double it, then cut it. (pause) Add this in the hole of the milk can...and tie it. Make sure to make it strong.

Nina: There!

Epy: For the stilts, we now has two. Can we walk?

Nina: There! We made many tin can stilts.

Epy: Can we have a race this fast?

Nina: Yes, we can.

Epy: Well, you start. Girls first.

Nina: This. This will be mine.

Epy: This is mine.

Nina: Are you sure? It looks a bit weak.

Epy: I know for a fact, the fastest are the most lightweight. This is fast! Let's go!...This is the time to know who is the fastest in stilts, but before we start, well see you again on...

Nina&Epy: Art Jam!

Epy: One, two, three! Eeeh!

(Epy remains still)

Bloopers
Epy: And there are many trinkets we can play with, so you'll jam with us in...

Nina&Epy: Art Jam!

(the both laugh and the camera zooms out)

Nina: We don't have any mouths!

Epy: It's much better (moves his tongue horizontally)

Director: Action!

Nina: Do you have any pizza?

Epy: Dona Nina, we do have pizza crust. Let's have pizza.

Nina: But we don't have pizza crust!

Epy: Ay!

(both laugh, while camera zooma at Epy)

Epy: It's good. But mine is more lovely.

Nina: Let's see later.

Epy: But while we wait, it's best for us to eeeehhhh...he, he, eat some leftovers. It's a waste.

(they both eat)